I did NOT spend over 24 hours of this weekend sleeping. I am a responsible mother and adult and would never waste the precious time I have on Saturdays and Sundays in bed.
I did NOT make waffles for breakfast on Sunday - at NOON. But, they were Texas waffles*, and they came with strawberries and maple syrup, so does that make it better?
I did NOT pretend not to notice that my son's effort at cleaning his room included throwing all his dirty clothes behind his couch because I wasn't in the mood to deal with it. I would never let my son think he got away with breaking the rules just because I was too lazy to "catch" him.
What did you not do today?
*Side note - have you EVER seen a state with more pride than Texas? I mean, maybe it's just me, but I've never seen a Colorado waffle maker. However, you can buy a Texas shaped waffle maker on pretty much every corner. Gotta love it.