Guilty.

Somone has been slacking on their 30 Day Shred.

Someone did 23 days straight and then completely fell off the wagon and is now on Day 5 of being Shred-less.

Someone drank over at least a case of beer by herself during "Beer Olympics" this weekend. So. much. fun.

Someone allowed her boys to have popcorn and pepperoni for dinner last night.

Someone took her lunch at the tanning salon so she could have a 20 minute nap.

Someone called the man the phone "an incompetent monkey" when the conversation didn't go the way she wanted it to with the school.

Someone has a bad case of PMS and sleep deprivation, and wants nothing more than chocolate and a dark, cold, quiet room to crash in.

Someone is counting down the days, hours, and minutes until she is on the beach with a cold drink and beautiful views.

Guilty.